FIRST-YEAR ROOKIE
ALL-STAR BENCH WARMER
LAST-ROUND DRAFT CHOICE
INJURED-RESERVED PLAYER
HOOP HANGER
SLAM-DUNKER
NOTHIN'-BUT-NET KNOTHEAD
ARENA FL0OR SWEEPER
THREE-POINT SHARP SHOOTER
SLAMMIN'-JAMMIN' FOOL
OVER-PAID SLOB
REFEREE'S PET PLAYER
NEUTRAL-ZONE CAMPER
FOULED-OUT FOUL MOUTH
FREE-THROW FLOPPER
RIM-BENDING BOZO
BACKBOARD SHATTERING SHOOTER
AIR BALL AIR HEAD
AROUND-THE-RIM ROOKIE
SUMMER CAMP SLUFFER
MID-SEASON SLUMPER
NEXT SEASON'S WATER BOY
RAINBOW-SHOOT RIMMER
GAME-WINNING GODFATHER
TOURNAMENT-LOOSING TRAVELER
IN-YOUR-FACE IDIOT
HOME COURT HOTHEAD
JUMP-BALL JAMMER
MILLION-DOLLAR DOUBLE-DRIBBLER
TWENTY-FOUR SECOND SLEEPER
SELFISH SLOPPY SHOOTER
BACKDOOR BASELINE OUT-OF-BOUNDER
FIVE-FOUL FREE-AGENT
LOUD-MOUTH LOSER
TECHNICAL FOUL TROUBLE-MAKER